snip snip snip.
"have you seen Marley?"
snip snip
"naw dude, who's Marley?"
"Carlos gave me a great dane."
"Marley?"
"yeah its what your thinking"
snip snip. brush brush.
"what am i thinking?"
"Bob Marley"
"oh right"
Marley is actually quite a character.
BTW- Marley is a she
although she's only 3 months, she stands the highth of my knee.
ruff. ruff.
her dalmation colored fur draws my attention.
i leisurely let gravity take my hand. it descends down aiming at her cranium but her tongue catches its fall.
..
.ew.
"dude the crazy thing is her eyes"
he said it just like that
"one is grey and one is blue"
a sky blue rather.
..interesting.
he asks=
"want some wings?"
chomp chomp chomp
they're not really that hot
"my sister's friend brought them over last night"
i ask rhetorically,
"you know what weird?"
"not really no"
hmm... sarcasm..
"like my mom will call me and say something like,
i need you to do such and such for me, where are you?
and ill be like
im kinda busy, but ill be there ASAP
and then immediately my dad will text and ask
hey where are you? your mom needs help
i know he just heard her talk to me on the phone and yet he feels the need to tell me a second time.
isnt that weird?"
"yeah dude my parents do that all the time. like my mom will call and be like
where are you?
and ill be like
with friends
and then my dad will call and ask
hey, what are you doing?
and immediately ill say
hey where are you right now?
and he goes
at the house
and i say
isnt mom with you?
ya
didnt you just hear her talk to me?
yeah i dont know why they do that."
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Parents are weird. Who knows why they do what they do. Eh, but maybe someday we'll find out.
It's as if they both want to be annoying at the same time.
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