driving home from work,
i'm hoping the entire mall blows up behind me,
i'm hoping they find a virus in our food,
i dont wanna drive back here tomorrow.
but i will .
and the next day too,
and the following day.
this guy at the bookstore asks me-
"Your Willy right?"
"No 'Y'"
"what?"
"without the 'y'"
his face contorts, and i wanna punch him in the nose,
"what is without a 'why'?"
if i keep my eyes fixed on a object behind him, i won't roll my eyes,
"my name is Will, there's no Y"
"oh sorry"
of coarse he is,
since when did i become an ass anyway?
i guess i've always been one,
everybody is with the right amount of pressure,
thats in the Bible.
"hey Will, you live in your house or what?"
what the hell kinda question is that?
"i'm homeless"
he doesnt get it.
"what do you mean , do i live in my house?"
"you know like do you live with your parents or an apartment or what?"
he just chose an odd way to ask is all.
its rather humorous i suppose.
i presume it is best for me to release some sort of laughter over the matter,
in order to re-define awkward conversation with light-hearted tounge-in-cheek.
ha..ha..
yes with my parents.
"oh cause we (points to his dufus buddy) are looking for an appartment, first paycheck dude!"
well i'm the guy to ask, after all i'm white with dots!
"oh"
while we are on the topic, what is with the Brownsville lingo?
people make up long weird phrases to explain things,
"where do i put this?"
"she said for you to put it there, for you to could find it easier"
-=-==--for you to could?=====--=-=-
i swear i've heard that before.
and when they speak its like a freekin roller coaster,
___________----------------______________-----------_________-------------
"i like this song"
"oh yeah? who's it by?"
"i dont know dude, i'm barley hearing it right now"
lol.
its just easy to laugh.
so lets laugh.
its not like im trying NOT to be like Jesus,
its just easier to be like him when your life is as sweet as a twinky.
3 comments:
I loved this.
It's 5am, and I couldn't stop laughing. Not sure if it's the timing...or...your humor. Must be the latter. :)
oh, will.
you should probably not show off how fabulously awesome your life is. it makes me jealous.
do brownsvillians really speak like that? the grammatical nonsense would most likely cause me to slap someone eventually. possibly whoever teaches english...
you should probably write more satire, it suits you.
:)
hahaha.
art talks like that.
i remember exploding on his girl in high school cz she would get away with it too much. but her larger cousin was in the same class, and got all pissed.
but I hear ya. I hate that whole neanderthal thing. cant be around ppl like that.
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