10.8.08

thanks jason , thanks martin

im listening to the "beautiful people" - jason upton cd again,
it's kinda my favorite.

it's like it brings out my heart every time.

like -_-never alone martin-_-
its good.

today javi (ex-co-worker) tells me
"hey dude, do have chopsticks?"
hmmm.
"chopsticks?"
"it's cause my lips are chopped dude"
lol, oh my gosh this is awesome.
"you mean your lips are chapped?"
"yeah"
i love javi.
"do you know what chopsticks are?"
he doesnt.
"they are the chinese utensils. "
i do some scissor action with my pointer and index.
"oh!"
we both laugh.

here's another good one.
a lady askes me,
"do you have the broccoli and cheese?"
"yes. soup. soupa."
check this...
"does it already have the cheese in it?"

i take a minuete to picture a pan of hot water and broccoli, and slices of cheese being added.
"mmmmmmmmm.............yeah."
"do you have another broccoli without cheese?"

i tried to think of random ingrediants to create a cheeseless broccoli soup,
i wanted to tell her we had another option but we just ran out.
i could have chosen
-----------broccoli egg drop
-----------broccoli noodle soup
-----------new england broccoli chowder
-----------maybe even - marine broccoli gumbo

i couldnt think of anything.
"no, just broccoli and cheese."
"its ok, just like that's fine"
imagine making it slur,
"itsok justlikethatsfine"

well.
today was my last day at the sub-way
looks like the book-bee is my money-tree.
yes.

so if you go to the mall's subway and a guy is working there, his name is javier, and ask him for chopsticks.

1 comment:

Josue Trevino said...

hahahha, i love these little escapades.. classic. keep them coming.