my phone rang at 3 am this morning.
"...............ello?"
"hey is this bill?"
"........uh..hu.."
"hey this is danny"
i dont know a Danny.
wait.
do i?
"hey which bill are you?"
hmm you stole my question.
"ordeman"
"you know who i am?"
hell no
"um.....remind me"
"Avid"
wait its that skinny guy with the mustache. im pretty sure he smokes pot
"okay"
"hey i was wondering, can i get ten bucks from you?"
you can only imagine what i was thinking.
..
nothing actually, it was too early.
"um, ok. i'm going to school in 30 minuets, can i give it to you then?"
i would tell you why i said this, but
quite frankly because i have no idea why
"um..can i meet you somewhere instead?"
i think i have seen this guy 3 or 4 times.
tops.
"uh....no"
"well how about i stop by your house"
everything in me said N-O spells NO!
"ok"
"where do you live?"
"this cannot wait?"
"no"
for some reason i gave someone who i think is a druggie directions to my house to pick up ten dollars to very possibly spend on something illegal.
(i dont know how far ten dollars would go though)
(by the way - my parents dont need to know this)
i didnt think about why he might need ten dollars until he had already arrived at my flat.
i was too weirded out by the episode to think about motives.
"do you want me to bring you a pizza or something?"
"no...no thank you."
"ok im coming. on a bike"
ten minuets later im standing outside in my underwear giving ten one dollar bills to Daniel.
it was the weirdest experiance ever.
i feel really bad about it too.
i hope i wasnt supporting a bad habbit.
4 comments:
I love these moments. I love to wave to them as their ship comes in. Just another chance to prove one's readiness of spontaneity...
wow.
That's hilarious. My phone rang at three in the morning too, except it was my cousin and I ignored it and went back to sleep.
I hope you weren't supporting a bad habit either. :-/
But let's just hope that it wasn't and that you helped him out with something he really needed.
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