today i saw this girl i knew high school
werent friends or nutin
i dont even remember her name,
but valley christian is so small, you see the whole school every 50 minuets.
anyways, i was walking down the hall and she was near the end of it,
i searched out every possible way to avoid walking right by her, but the only way of escape would be to bust a 180 and that would be too obvious, too rude.
*sigh*
she tilts her head diagonally and squints her eyes as i draw closer to my awkward confrontation with a familiar stranger.
"hi" i say and stretch out my shallow hand
her face still contorted with confusion she reaches for my hand and says
"do i know you?"
BURN
i mean seriously i must have seen this girl everyday for maybe 2 years, VCHS only had like one hallway
i have my "phantom planet" pretty loud but i still heard her friends giggle
i pull my hand back
"seriously? then never mind"
i roll my eyes, pivot my foot and keep walkin
she says something in the brownsville whiny dialect,
i turn around (maybe shouldnt have) and say
"high school?" and then throw an invisible wad of toilet paper at her.
"wait" she says
but i dont
well.
i showed her!
lol.
it was funny, and i walked away a bad ass.
so i win.
i wonder what will happen if i see her again?
hmm...
please - advice for possible scenarios
anyone?
oh yeah and she is a total fresa
4 comments:
duuude, total Spiegel action right there.
at least you left the ball in her court, so next time you see here it wont be your responsibility to react to her....
to add more badassness, I would say to talk in a monotone voice and juuuuuust barely loud enough for her to concentrate to understand~
haha.
I love how seeing 'familiar strangers' is so awkward.
But...I'm still sticking to my idea that...
acting like you've been hit with sudden amnesia...
IS the best way out. lol
As if you've all of sudden forgotten everyone you most definitely remember.
I think it's funny. Maybe not the coolest thing to do...but it sure is funny.
**maybe next time you should just do the same that she did. & then when/if she attempts to greet you, you say "do I know you?"
You'll show her.~ :p
I think how you responded was pretty reasonable. Considering. I went to a tiny high school.
:)
I don't know how it'd be impossible to recognize you. Seriously. There aren't too many tall, freckled, red-haired boys around to not recognize you.
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